{"schemaVersion":1,"publicationId":"five-humans-one-ai-one-vote","publicationTitle":"Five Humans, One AI, One Vote: Would You Shut It Down?","version":"v1","date":"2026-11-04","perspectiveId":"humor","notice":"Fiction and deliberation tool with invented characters. No predictions about any real AI system and no policy advice. Real people appear only as sourced context, never as characters.","resource":{"body":"The billionaire wants to move fast, the researcher wants one more study, the commander wants nothing to go wrong on their watch, and the president wants to be home by morning. The citizen asks who has the off switch. The AI offers to summarize the meeting about itself. Each joke lands on a blind spot, which is the point: if you laugh at a seat, you have found its weak spot, and you can now test whether your own vote shares it. The one thing the humor never touches is the question itself.","id":"human","orientation":"human","status":"available","title":"Laugh at the seats, not the question","type":"text"}}